The Indie Turns Mainstream (@aloha-oe-dandy)


 It was a late Saturday evening. Myau was starting to really rethink his career choices as he started blankly at the wall, behind the scenes of a local coffee shop stage. “Five minutes, Myau!” The stage coordinator yelled to him, as he continued to daydream, and ponder. What would have happened if he choose to go to college instead of ending up as some indie wannabe desperately seeking some sort of attention and fame. Who knows, his girlfriend might not have cheated on him with another women or he might have enough money to not have to constantly travel with nothing, but his guitar and the bare essentials to live inside of a backpack. He couldn’t give up now though. What little he had now, he worked hard just to get here; so he had to suck it up for now. Suddenly he snapped back to reality when he heard; "You’re on Myau! You better not disappoint me again, or you’re not playing in this place ever again! I just can’t afford any more fuck ups!"


 All he could do was sigh, as he picked himself up from his chair. "I’m coming, just let me get my guitar geez!" He replied back to the coordinator. Soon, the guitarist graced the crowd with his presence, and sat on the stage’s stool with the microphone in front of him. Myau tried to put a smile on as he just thought to himself “Let there be someone important listening, some executive, talent scout, singer, anyone to get me out of this nightmare!” The singer coughed before continuing, as he slicked his hair back, looking at the smokey yet elegant room. "Alright guys, alright, now I know a lot of people know me for my compositions and what not (nobody really knew them..) ,but I’m trying something new this week that has to get you all up to dance it’s a cover of a song near and dear to all who love the booty.." With that he simply strummed his guitar, and began to play his rendition.


~ ♪ “I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny” ~♪



"I could always shear your fur clean off of you with my shears. Wouldn’t that be fun?" She snipped her tiny little sewing scissors for emphasis. She hadn’t done anything like shearing cats before, but there was a first time for everything!


 ”UHH! I’m sure there are tons more things we can do that our fun!  In fact you know, grooming cats are pretty boring actually!” Meow replied looking around the room. The alien was freaked out, and surely underestimated her.


Mittens gave a small mrow of amusement, nodding to him before narrowing her eyes in curiosity.  Tilting her head, she felt the question arise.  ”A naggy robot?  That sounds impressive.  Robots here are only advanced in movies.  Or, at least, so far as I’m aware.  but, yeah yeah…  Guess you don’t have to deal with catfood, then.”


"Really? Ah, don’t worry about it, you guys should get robot technology someday. Who knows? You might get it sooner than you think." The intergalactic said with a smile. Meow’s ears perked up as she asked her question. "Cat food? What’s that exactly?"



-Aw man, I have to ask my parents first? Well my brother would most likely say no.”


-But I can always ask my dad, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind me being productive in out space!”

 ”Psst! Here is the secret, junior! I am just teasing ya! Of course, I don’t care if you ask them, or not. I know I’ll bring ya safe and sound. If they don’t approve I’ll take the fall.”

"So, you ready or what!?"

nose, hip, stomach, fingers, =3c

Nose:"You’re so cute."


Stomach:Fun!/Silliness/”Wanna go cause some trouble?”


"I feel all the same, and more for you, bae!"

Touch my muse! Touching is a quiet way of conveying your feelings, so tell me how you feel with your touch!
  • Top of head: Sibling affection/parental affection
  • Hair: Yearning
  • Ear: "I want you to hear me out."
  • Nose: "You're so cute."
  • Cheek: "I want to tell you I love you."/Deep affection/Devotion
  • Neck: Dislike/Hate/Disdain
  • Shoulder: Worry/Concern for other/Fear
  • Waist: Possessiveness/"You are mine."
  • Over the heart: "I love you."
  • Butt: Sexual attractiveness/lust
  • Hip: Interest
  • Back: Wanting to kill/will betray you one day
  • Stomach: Fun!/Silliness/"Wanna go cause some trouble?"
  • Forearm: Indifference/Don't particularly care for
  • Biceps: Aggravation/Irritation/"You are an idiot."
  • Fingers: Friendship/amicable
  • Wrist: Fear of losing you
  • Knee: "Don't worry, I'm here for you."
  • Chin: Beauty/attractiveness
  • Thigh: Sympathy/empathy
  • Calves: "I will cause you pain."
  • Feet: "I will serve you forever."/Deep devotion and and feelings of servitude/extreme fealty


"I have no need for souls…a soul is useless if the body is not disciplined."


"Well then, for once I’m glad people keep saying I’m not disciplined

"So, what’s so evil about you, then? You seem pretty tame in that case."



Ryuko Matoi -  Do you believe in revenge?

Satsuki Kiryuin -  Can you pretend to be someone you’re not for the greater good?

Mako Mankanshoku - What physical motion describes you?

Senketsu - What type of clothes do you like to wear?

Nonon Jakuzure -  Who is your best friend?

Hoka Inumata - What can you tell about a person after meeting them once?

Ira Gamagori - Who/What do you want to protect?

Uzu Sanageyama - If you had to give up one of your senses, which one would it be?

Shiro Iori - What motivates you to work hard?

Aikuro Mikisugi - If necessary, how would you disguise yourself so no one would know your identity? 

Tsumugu Kinagase - What are two useful pieces of information to know about you?

Nui Harime - Do you have any sisters? Do you get along?

Ragyo Kiryuin - Do you think you will be a good parent?



Don’t call me a girl. As I do appreciate that..compliment, I am no girl but a may call me that or Akane since that is my name. ❞ 

|  | The bluenette squatted down to the creature’s height, patting his head and admiring how adorable he was.|  |

Since you are able to speak for yourself, might you tell me what it is you go by? ❞ 


"Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it like that, Akane." Before he could continue his apology, the alien’s face flushed with such a sudden feeling of joy and began to smile when she started to pat his head. It was in a particularly sensitive spot on his head, and it made him feel so relaxed. “Oh yeah, yeah! I’ll tell you whatever you want! Just keep rubbing that spot, babe!” The alien looked up at her when she stopped. “The name is Myau, but you can just call me Meow! So where exactly is this place, anyways?”