"I didn’t know you were into that." Adara, stop.
laminasalbum

laminasalbum:

meoweatsramen:

"What can I say, I’m pretty submissive, but I think it’s a bigger shock that you’re into Betelgeusians.” (Oh god, this is becoming a thing!)

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Leaning over just a tad, she briefly prodded the other’s forehead with a finger. “Meow, don’t make an ass out of yourself from that assumption.”

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Meow rolled his eyes, as she placed he finger on his forehead. "Gee, I’m just playing around. You don’t have to get all bent out of shape about it."

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"Unless..there is some truth to it?"

"I didn’t know you were into that." Adara, stop.
laminasalbum

laminasalbum:

meoweatsramen:

"What can I say, I’m pretty submissive, but I think it’s a bigger shock that you’re into Betelgeusians.” (Oh god, this is becoming a thing!)

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"Into Betelgeusians? Just because I said they were cute doesn’t mean I’m into them."

 "True, but you also never alluded to any fact, that you weren’t open to the idea of Betelgeusians."

"I didn’t know you were into that." Adara, stop.
laminasalbum

"What can I say, I’m pretty submissive, but I think it’s a bigger shock that you’re into Betelgeusians.” (Oh god, this is becoming a thing!)

Send one of the following for my muse’s reaction:

rpmememaker:

  • "That’s my kink."
  • "I didn’t know you were into that."
  • "I go crazy when you wear that."
  • "You’re so naughty!"
  • "Oh. You weren’t joking."
  • "Can I touch your butt?"
  • "You have the most amazing _____."
  • "Wet T-shirt contest!"
  • "Your undies are scary, take them off."
  • "Don’t kiss there!"
  • "It’s too hot to wear that."
  • "Put a shirt on!"
  • "Mmmmm, you’re so hot when you’re ____."
  • "Your face is so "oh" but your ass is so "oooohh"!"
  • "Close your eyes. I promise you’ll like it."
akaxne:

                                                              ♔

❝ ι αм σи тнє νєяу ραтн тσ вєςσмє тнє вєѕт ѕωσя∂ѕωσмαи ιи нιѕтσяу. ❞ 


                           ► нσмє►αѕк ► яυℓєѕ ►ѕυвмιт

ιи∂ℓє fιяє ємвℓєм ( ραтн σf яα∂ιαиςє/ яα∂ιαит ∂αωи ) яρ вℓσg fσя αкαиє, σ/ς.
нιgнℓу ѕєℓєςтινє
σиє ℓιиєяѕ ➣ мυℓтι-ραяαѕ
мυℓтιѕнιρ; ѕєℓєςтινє.
σσς ρσѕтѕ ιиςℓυ∂є∂.
ςяαςк ρσѕтѕ тιмє тσ тιмє вυт ιѕ σνєяαℓℓ α ѕєяισυѕ вℓσg.
ѕкуρє ςαи вє яєףυєѕтє∂ тσ мυтυαℓѕ
+ 18 тняєα∂ѕ αℓℓσωє∂. мυи ιѕ σf αgє.
αℓℓ αят ρσѕтє∂ / ιςσиѕ σf αкαиє ιѕ ∂яαωи ву мє.
.+ 4 уєαяѕ σf яριиg ; + 1 σи тυмвℓя
σς / мυℓтι-fαи∂σм fяιєи∂ℓу { ρℓєαѕє ѕєє мσяє σf тнιѕ тσρις ιи тнє яυℓєѕ ραgє.}
αυтσ ρℓαу ιѕ αςтινє

akaxne:

                                                              ♔

ι αм σи тнє νєяу ραтн тσ вєςσмє тнє вєѕт ѕωσя∂ѕωσмαи ιи нιѕтσяу. ❞ 

                           ► нσмєαѕк  яυℓєѕ ѕυвмιт
  • ιи∂ℓє fιяє ємвℓєм ( ραтн σf яα∂ιαиςє/ яα∂ιαит ∂αωи ) яρ вℓσg fσя αкαиє, σ/ς.
  • нιgнℓу ѕєℓєςтινє
  • σиє ℓιиєяѕ ➣ мυℓтι-ραяαѕ
  • мυℓтιѕнιρ; ѕєℓєςтινє.
  • σσς ρσѕтѕ ιиςℓυ∂є∂.
  • ςяαςк ρσѕтѕ тιмє тσ тιмє вυт ιѕ σνєяαℓℓ α ѕєяισυѕ вℓσg.
  • ѕкуρє ςαи вє яєףυєѕтє∂ тσ мυтυαℓѕ
  • + 18 тняєα∂ѕ αℓℓσωє∂. мυи ιѕ σf αgє.
  • αℓℓ αят ρσѕтє∂ / ιςσиѕ σf αкαиє ιѕ ∂яαωи ву мє.
  • .+ 4 уєαяѕ σf яριиg ; + 1 σи тυмвℓя
  • σς / мυℓтι-fαи∂σм fяιєи∂ℓу { ρℓєαѕє ѕєє мσяє σf тнιѕ тσρις ιи тнє яυℓєѕ ραgє.}
  • αυтσ ρℓαу ιѕ αςтινє

TAGS:  #akaxne #promo 
+1

impurepurificator:

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"No, I have not. Shouldn’t the fact I’ve never been here before tipped you off?” The Batter crossed his arms over his chest, and he rubbed his forehead with a hand in an irritated gesture as he speaks again, “I apologize if I’m being rude. It’s just been… Very stressful for me lately. I’m The Batter, and you are?”

"The Batter? That’s just the name? It sounds more like a nickname to me, but he man, whatever floats your boat. Well whoever you are, the name’s Myau." The alien didn’t really want to admit his really infamous nickname.. "So are you some kind of baseball player around these parts or something?"

straight-outta-jeeha:

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                      You can talk?! He screeched and reeled backwards. “Man, I can’t never get used to that! But it don’t matter to me, just makes ya all the more edible! Now just hurry up and accept your fate, ya little weasel! I got mouths to feed!” Again, he lunged at the creature with his sword extended. As difficult a task as this was likely going to be, due to the apparent intelligence of the prey, Kamina knew it would all be worth it in the end if he just did his best.

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"What the hell does the fact I can speak, have to do with me being more edible, or not?" Meow yelped as the spikey haired earthling lunged again, and he rolled to the side, before being sliced. “Hey come on, If it’s food you want, I can help you with that little issue! You just gotta promise not to use that freaking thing on me, for crying out loud!” He might not know of any kind of animals to hunt, but once this human sees he has some extra food on his ship, he might not be so inclined to wanna eat him. Meow hated to give up any threat to his ramen storage, but if it means living another day; that’s fine by him.

Send my muse “Chu!” to see my muse’s reaction to your muse coming up and giving them a surprise kiss

ishipanotepadandaclock:

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+1

impurepurificator:

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"Galaxy? You must mean The Nothingness. I’m fairly sure I didn’t take a wrong turn there, I meant to head to The Room…" The Batter muttered, crossing his arms over his chest and ignoring the blatantly strange name of the place he ended up in as his eyebrows furrowed underneath the shadows of his hat, "Hm. How strange."

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"Yeah sure, whatever you say man. Honestly, any guy into the booty, boobies, or food of any kind should love this place. You must be from a pretty odd place in the universe, whatever is near this supposed "Room" of sorts. Have you ever been here, anyways?" Meow asked the Batter.

❝What’s dead should stay dead.❞
laminasalbum

laminasalbum:

meoweatsramen:

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"That’s just not true! Me, and my whole crew used to be zombies, but we came back to life. Are you saying I should have just stayed a zombie?"

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"…Dairy products?" She had read that salt would have to be some sort of factor on either curing or doing something with the dead, but dairy products? Plus, who had ever heard of fermenting corpses? ..Well, not exactly corpses to be honest…Weird.

"That’s…really odd to think about," Adara admitted, thinking to herself with her chin in hand. 

"Trust me, don’t think about it too much. It hurt my brain to think of it, too much. Although, now that I am thinking about it, I just realized something. I suppose lactose intolerant, people couldn’t use that method. I guess they would be fucked." Meow said starting to scratch his head in deep thought over something he just said NOT TO OVER THINK!