It was a late Saturday evening. Myau was starting to really rethink his career choices as he started blankly at the wall, behind the scenes of a local coffee shop stage. “Five minutes, Myau!” The stage coordinator yelled to him, as he continued to daydream, and ponder. What would have happened if he choose to go to college instead of ending up as some indie wannabe desperately seeking some sort of attention and fame. Who knows, his girlfriend might not have cheated on him with another women or he might have enough money to not have to constantly travel with nothing, but his guitar and the bare essentials to live inside of a backpack. He couldn’t give up now though. What little he had now, he worked hard just to get here; so he had to suck it up for now. Suddenly he snapped back to reality when he heard; "You’re on Myau! You better not disappoint me again, or you’re not playing in this place ever again! I just can’t afford any more fuck ups!"
All he could do was sigh, as he picked himself up from his chair. "I’m coming, just let me get my guitar geez!" He replied back to the coordinator. Soon, the guitarist graced the crowd with his presence, and sat on the stage’s stool with the microphone in front of him. Myau tried to put a smile on as he just thought to himself “Let there be someone important listening, some executive, talent scout, singer, anyone to get me out of this nightmare!” The singer coughed before continuing, as he slicked his hair back, looking at the smokey yet elegant room. "Alright guys, alright, now I know a lot of people know me for my compositions and what not (nobody really knew them..) ,but I’m trying something new this week that has to get you all up to dance it’s a cover of a song near and dear to all who love the booty.." With that he simply strummed his guitar, and began to play his rendition.
~ ♪ “I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny” ~♪